And going on up and up and up.
I’m watching you….
April 15, 2009
Quint Shitbird: Lobbyist
Place a penis into Hilary’s Whiffleball and sheath Obama’s Barack with Ian McClellan’s bloody anus, it’s POLITIC’S TIME!!!
That was just a note I wrote to write that….just….trickling…out…the dying breaths of a blog. M
You diddy mao I dumfo mao with an y luck you fogot heem.
April 15, 2009
I’mmmmmWATCHINGyouuuuuu
You fucker. Get the fuck UP to 1,000,000 hits so I can shut you down>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
July 4, 2008
Fuckin BOZO Dead
Bozo’s dead. What i find funny is how bozo is described in the CNN article announcing his death:
“Bozo is a combination of the wonderful wisdom of the adult and the childlike ways in all of us,”
“I’m looking for that sparkle in the eyes, that emotion, feeling, directness, warmth. That is so important.”
Meanwhile, I just thought he was a terribly scary clown who liked little boys and altar boys.
June 10, 2008
Incoming Links
Paris Hilton and Roberts Humor
Bizarre commentary on jenna Haze, Paris Hilton, Hugh Laurie, and Ron Perlman.
http://thedroidarmy.com/2007/06/24/paris-hilton-devastated-by-roberts/
Paris Hilton: Increase Penile Density, Decrease Vaginal Intensity
Taye-Taye, a comedic weird attack on Paris Hilton, House, MD, jenna Haze, and Ron Perlman. Again, weird.
http://thedroidarmy.com/2007/07/01/paris-hilton-increase-penile-density-decrease-vaginal-intensity/
June 5, 2008
Great! Another White President
I know everyone’s excited about Obama Bin Laden being the Democratic nominee. I am too. I can’t sleep anymore. I’m too excited. I can hardly breathe. I’m too excited.
But before everyone gets excited about having a black president, i want everyone to remember and to acknowledge that he’s ALSO going to be A WHITE PRESIDENT. His bum was washed by his white mother!
So yes, he’s black. But he’s ALSO WHITE!
GOOD NIGHT!
PS, I don’t care about this or any of you. I really just wanted Hills.
June 2, 2008
The Hottest Vulcan
Scratch N Sniff aside. Here’s something I’ve been doggedly working on.
June 1, 2008
Sorry Boys….
LiLo has left Camp Hetero for a while. Better luck next year. I find this whole thing to be a giant snoozefest.
At least the girl she’s doing it with has great shoes. I grow bored.
May 31, 2008
Crasier Frane
Besides Ascendancy’s whimsical printing of the name “Crasier Frane” to the upper-right hand corner of the page, which I’ll admit was a stroke of genius, Aimless’ behavior is typical donkey dick baby-of-the-family stuff. She draws one horse and thinks she should be praised to hell and back for it! Crasier Frane aside, this horse looks weird- like it’s posing for a bust portrait. Horses don’t pose! Horses are free NOT to pose all the time and they take advantage of that freedom.
The drawing of a horse is important to me. And yes, I do talk in an odd high-pitched voice when condescending to women.
May 31, 2008
Sing, Scratch-N-Sniff. Sing!
Scratch-N-Sniff is like Lord Vore, in that I don’t know Scratch-N-Sniff by true name or true homeland. But I love Scratch-N-Sniff because Scratch-N-Sniff believes in this blog.
