Monthly Archives: June 2007
I STAND ALONE SPOTTED WITH SOMEONE FAMOUS
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– I STAND ALONE was spotted in Union Square with what appeared to be a human female/Roberts. At this time, details are still pouring in but we may be in for some big changes. I STAND ALONE has always prided himself upon his journalistic … Continue reading
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Voulez-Vous YachtClub?
Good evening, fanbase. It’s me, YachtClub! Since news broke of my addition to the much-ballyhooed Roberts Blog [insert trademark sign, thx] the questions have been gushing in, like so much sea sputum up my barely-existent skirt. So let’s get to … Continue reading
Filed under A Tall Ship and a Star To Steer Her By, Blow Jobs, D.C., Dirty Sanchez, Girls Have Vaginas, Gordon Brown, hookers, Hot or Not, House, ITEM!, Jarvis Cocker, Lawless Sainted, Lesbians, Madonna, Mindreading, Muff, Myspace Roberts, Naked, Nervous Bitch, Pornography, Question Time, The Lonely Sea and Sky, Wilson
DUDE IS CLONED, HAS NO BELLY BUTTON!!!!
Dear Diary, As you know, it’s been ten days since I’ve written in you, and you know that sux. But what am I supposed to do about it? General Westbird has me on a strict training regimen this week. He … Continue reading
Hey Roberts, It’s B.D. Wong Here.
Hey Roberts., It’s me, B.D. Wong from Law & Order. You may know me from Law and Order. But then again, you may know me from outside your window yelling the words “ROBERTS! ROBERTS! You TOLD ME YOU FELT THE … Continue reading
Hey Guys, Alex Here
I just had a little brain-spasm. It’s okay. I’m fine now. I actually wet the bed again last night. I do that sometimes. Does anyone else do that? Geez…I feel like I’ve been going on and on. Sorry for boring … Continue reading
She Who Is Ascendancy & I Am Legend Welcome Cap’n YachtClub
Hey, It’s Ascendancy. We (royal plural) met an amazing individual disease called Cap’n YachtClub while on Sea Cruise over the weekend. Call it YachtClub. Don’t call it anything else. She’s a student of mid-career Hemingway and postumous Melville. She don’t … Continue reading
The Quotable Roberts: Virginia Tech Gets Creamed
Roberts: “It must have been really awkward for whatever football, baseball, or basketball team had to come to Virginia Tech after Cho and beat their ass on the field. It must have been a very quiet celebration. Or some dude … Continue reading
Filed under How's Cho?, Virginia Tech!
Guitarmy was the Topic
In the beginning, when it was Roberts and me, Roy Cohn and the Semitic Merge/Purge was guitar band; Roberts and I both played rhythm guitar. Our songs, which were just two rhythm guitar parts, would last for twenty minutes, and … Continue reading
I Saw The Blood Of A Thousand Virgin Goats Swimming In Her Eyes
She’s so cute!
Filed under Meredith Brooks, Nervous Bitch, The Gay Science, The Silver Surfer, Virginia Tech!
S. ALAN LARNER SPEAKS!!!
As Tall as Oak, and Twice as Hard: A Full and Accurate Account of my Travels In the Eastern Region of the United States of America and How I came to Hear of the Sage and Healer Roberts and What … Continue reading
Bogie-n-Bacall on Roberts
Bogie and Bacall wrote us to say: “You don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle–You know how to whistle, don’t you, Roberts? You just put your lips together and blow.”
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