I wanted to take a stab at erotic writing, to try to impress Sally, our good friend over at Proper or Pleased. I’m hoping that Sally will be kind enough to review my work, and maybe give me a few pointers.
So, without further ado, here goes!
Okay, so, true story, first of all. Her name is Jane and she had big boobies, boobies the size of astronaut helmets or something like that…only bigger. His name, well, let’s just say it starts with an “A” and end with a “lex.”
Jane has glasses on like the kind Lisa Loeb has…no, no, fuck that. She doesn’t have glasses. She had long blond hair, though, yeah. It’s so long that it goes past her bum.
Oh, shit, where was I?
Right, so A (wink wink) is walking down the street and he sees Jane and he’s all like, “Psst! Psst!”
She says some shit, and he says, “Baby, I like what I see.”
Then they’re drinking in a bar and, you know, one thing leads to another and WHOOPS!
1) Lengthy flesh rod enters Small Place.
2) Small Place sighs in total ablution.
3) Small Place is like heaven only smaller.
So then, Sally, what do we think?
total ablution? huh.
Wait a minute…you’re reading this?
Thank god it’s not just people searching for pictures of natural disasters and porn. Then again, those people are paying the bills. I mean, hurricanes are f’in expensive. It doesn’t cost, like, two dollars to fund a hurricane.
uhm. a little choppy although the numbering part is quite inventive. c+ try again, darlin’
oh wait. i think you’re making fun of me. damn.
oh schnap!
Ssssally. I weren’t making fun of you. But thanks for comparing notes. When I become a better writer of erotica our erotic texts will find each other through the slipstream and make love to each other.
We went over to my bed and started kissing passionately. Then I felt his hands unbuttoning my top and he let his lips slide down from my lips to my neck. Slowly nibbling and licking. Before I knew it my top and bra were off. I was standing in front of him half naked. He kept kissing and licking my neck while helping me remove my pants and panties. After getting fully naked I helped him undress. His cock looked so much better when the light was on. I put my lips on top of his 8 inch cock and started licking the head slowly. In a few minutes I was moving my head up and down his cock, he was holding my hair so it wouldn’t come in the way and disturb me. Soon he was ready to cum. I stopped sucking and waited for him to calm down. He then asked me to lie down while he went down on me. He proceeded to eat me out. Sucking and licking me. I was starting to make loud noises but we weren’t bothered since my aunt was out cold after some free6 with me. He made me cum and he continued licking me while he inserted two fingers inside my hole and finger fucked me. I came once again and he licked up my cum looking in my eyes while he showed me how he enjoyed the taste of my cum.