Entries from July 2007

July 31, 2007

ANYONE UP FOR SOME SLIDERS?

OOOH ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

HAVE YOU HAD SLIDERS BEFORE? AREYOUKIDDLING ME? THEY ARE MINI BERGERS AND IT’S SO FUCKED UP. I KEEP EATING HTME AND I’M LIKE READY FOR SOME CHING WBAD REAL BWAD TO HABVPPEN! LIKE 911 OR BULLSHIT.

I MEAN WHAT SA FUCK ARE YOU ONNAA DO? I WAS [...]

July 31, 2007

SHARK WEEK CONTINUES AGAIN: YOU SNOBS

So Kasheestees THE FUCK BLOG has posted their part of the Shark Week Special. It is from a fat shark’s perspective. BEST WEEK EVER!!! Yeah, hahah…=
Here’s a smidgen of what to expect:
How would you like it if every so often one of us went into your house with a camera and a cage, gave [...]

July 31, 2007

Alex Smith Presents: Tales From A Wealthy Boyhood Pt. One

When I was young, and the grasses were thick and well-tended, the acreage perfectly manicured, we would often hunt beasts on the outskirts of the plantation. We chased our hounds, which chased fox, and we rode horses–their nostrils curled in the rush of the pursuit–that jumbled like ungodly labia beneath us.

I took a liking to [...]

July 30, 2007

Shark Week Continues On Limited Page

An epic Shark Week TRUE STORY continues today on iheardaboutthisreallycoolthing’s special Shark Week page. Here’s a brief quote:
DAY TWO, MONDAY: SWIMMING WITH SHARKS
Okay, so, umm…shit! Where was I? Oh, right…sharks. So there’s like this beautiful place in, like, Virginia with sharks fucking EVERYWHERE!!!
Read the whole thing here!

July 29, 2007

Sunday Is Virginia Tech Appreciation DAY!

A moment of silence for the injured, befallen, and survivors of the Virginia Tech Disaster:

HEY SUCKAZ!
Wha’s UP? Thanks for stopping by on the Sunday: VIRGINIA TECH DAY! (SORRY REZNECKS!)
Three young tow headed youths stopped by iheardabouthisreallycoolthing HQ and submitted their poetry about the slayins and VTECH. These kids were super disturbed by what [...]

July 28, 2007

Saturday is Trent Reznor Day!

 Last Saturday I posted a Reznor video and JUMA loved it! So now Saturday is officially Reznor day! I promise you I will bring Reznick to you every Saturday! You know I love you all. I love you all so much, niggas.
Blog-a-log-my-night-last-night-at-the-W! Me and Gordon chillin’ in his suite with little boys, slaying the minibar!
Here’s [...]

July 28, 2007

Paris Hilton, Naked as the Day She Was Born

See the white shit hanging off britney’s fingers?  That’s Paris Hilton’s DNA.  She’s way whiter than us.
Just kidding. Here is a picture of Brad Pitt’s penis (same diff eh?):

thanks brad!  Just keep going about your business.

July 27, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT. . .

 
abortion

 (i’m a dude)
birth control
 
 (i’m a virgin!)
in vitro fertilization

 (i was a fetus once!)
porno

 (vatican stash = brills!)
masturbation

(went dead down there 30 years ago!)
homosexuality!

(paging Fr. Roberts!)

July 27, 2007

Dear JUMA,

Hi.  It’s Amy.  …I  know this is going to take on the tone of a ‘Dear Roberts’ …I mean ‘Dear John’ letter but let me just get to the point.  Uh, things have been great since you moved to Manhattan.  We go on walks, we see the sights, we play Guitar Hero.  But here’s the [...]

July 26, 2007

Uhhhh…John, is that you?

Uhhh…John, is that you?

John…uhhh…is that you?

July 26, 2007

Hrmmm…What’s Wrong With This Picture Craigles?

Hrmmmm…What’s wrong with this picture Craigles?

Hrmmmm…Craigles? What’s wrng wth thsi pciture?

Craigles…is that you? What exactly is wrong with this picture?

…Craigles?

July 26, 2007

Me Getty Fucked

Do You Want To Fuck Lindsay Lohan?

Yes

No

Maybe

 

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Free Myspace Polls

 

When you click this link, or click vote, you will be asked to vote on whether or not you would ball Lindsay Lohan. Magi, tell Raul I say “Hi, thanks for the lovin’ last nite.”
UPDATE:  Well, cpoll shut this poll down, I think. They all shut [...]

July 22, 2007

Back to the Farting Wood

(Continued from a previous post here)
Welcome back to the farting wood. Since we parted last time it was insane. Dude. Well what happened was this. Spiral took a spiral.
Phartlangela and Gasheous mistook it for a fart and the Farting wood was miraged into a mushroom cloud.

The Gasheous + Phartlangela Fart – [...]