Monthly Archives: July 2007
ANYONE UP FOR SOME SLIDERS?
OOOH ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HAVE YOU HAD SLIDERS BEFORE? AREYOUKIDDLING ME? THEY ARE MINI BERGERS AND IT’S SO FUCKED UP. I KEEP EATING HTME AND I’M LIKE READY FOR SOME CHING WBAD REAL BWAD TO HABVPPEN! LIKE 911 OR … Continue reading
Filed under JUMA, JUMA SAW LEGEND EAT LATTE
SHARK WEEK CONTINUES AGAIN: YOU SNOBS
So Kasheestees THE FUCK BLOG has posted their part of the Shark Week Special. It is from a fat shark’s perspective. BEST WEEK EVER!!! Yeah, hahah…= Here’s a smidgen of what to expect: How would you like it if every … Continue reading
Alex Smith Presents: Tales From A Wealthy Boyhood Pt. One
When I was young, and the grasses were thick and well-tended, the acreage perfectly manicured, we would often hunt beasts on the outskirts of the plantation. We chased our hounds, which chased fox, and we rode horses–their nostrils curled in … Continue reading
Shark Week Continues On Limited Page
An epic Shark Week TRUE STORY continues today on iheardaboutthisreallycoolthing’s special Shark Week page. Here’s a brief quote: DAY TWO, MONDAY: SWIMMING WITH SHARKS Okay, so, umm…shit! Where was I? Oh, right…sharks. So there’s like this beautiful place in, like, … Continue reading
Sunday Is Virginia Tech Appreciation DAY!
A moment of silence for the injured, befallen, and survivors of the Virginia Tech Disaster: HEY SUCKAZ! Wha’s UP? Thanks for stopping by on the Sunday: VIRGINIA TECH DAY! (SORRY REZNECKS!) Three young tow headed youths stopped by iheardabouthisreallycoolthing HQ … Continue reading
Saturday is Trent Reznor Day!
Last Saturday I posted a Reznor video and JUMA loved it! So now Saturday is officially Reznor day! I promise you I will bring Reznick to you every Saturday! You know I love you all. I love you all so … Continue reading
Filed under Alex Smith Pays For Boy Whores, Faggy, Reznick, Trent Reznor
Paris Hilton, Naked as the Day She Was Born
See the white shit hanging off britney’s fingers? That’s Paris Hilton’s DNA. She’s way whiter than us. Just kidding. Here is a picture of Brad Pitt’s penis (same diff eh?): thanks brad! Just keep going about your business.
ASK ME ABOUT. . .
abortion (i’m a dude) birth control (i’m a virgin!) in vitro fertilization (i was a fetus once!) porno (vatican stash = brills!) masturbation (went dead down there 30 years ago!) homosexuality! (paging Fr. Roberts!)
Filed under Pope Bene-dick-ed
Dear JUMA,
Hi. It’s Amy. …I know this is going to take on the tone of a ‘Dear Roberts’ …I mean ‘Dear John’ letter but let me just get to the point. Uh, things have been great since you moved to Manhattan. … Continue reading
Uhhhh…John, is that you?
Uhhh…John, is that you? John…uhhh…is that you?
Hrmmm…What’s Wrong With This Picture Craigles?
Hrmmmm…What’s wrong with this picture Craigles? Hrmmmm…Craigles? What’s wrng wth thsi pciture? Craigles…is that you? What exactly is wrong with this picture? …Craigles?
Filed under 9-11 Never Happened, AIDS, Craigles, Hentai, I Hate Racists, IHEARDABOUTTHISREALLYCOOLTHING
Me Getty Fucked
Do You Want To Fuck Lindsay Lohan? Yes No Maybe View Results Free Myspace Polls When you click this link, or click vote, you will be asked to vote on whether or not you would ball Lindsay Lohan. … Continue reading
Filed under 9-11 Never Happened, Ball Lohan, Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan: The Cokehead Comes To Roost
Sup y’all? Did Taye-Taye! Did y’alls hear about dis Lindsay Lohan shit? They found a Spanish Vagina inside her a-hole? LMFAO! Anyway, onto the news! ITEM!!!! Condom filled with cocaine found in Lindsay’s Greek Vagina (Her arsehole) Taye-Taye Talk: “Come … Continue reading
Sorry, CM: Your Childhood Is Over! (HARRY POTTER SPOILERS)
HEY SUCKAZ! Wanna know what’s up? Well I gots the book on my body. I just touched it! I got it for 20.99 at THE BARNES AND NOBLE ON 6th AVENUE! But then again, it’s been on sale for over … Continue reading
Back to the Farting Wood
(Continued from a previous post here) Welcome back to the farting wood. Since we parted last time it was insane. Dude. Well what happened was this. Spiral took a spiral. Phartlangela and Gasheous mistook it for a fart and the … Continue reading
Filed under Crystal of Dutch, Ellie Idol, Entrails of the Damned, Fart, Fiber, Spiral, Uncategorized
