Hey gals! My full name Frederick Alexander Smith III.
At this blog “I Hate Racists,” I have gone by such names as Alex No-Quiz, King Mob, His Legend, and, of course, I Am Legend. Some have called me “God Help You,” and others have called me a chinaman.
Anyway, here you go:
Scientists have said a lot of things about these three, but that’s not really important. It’s just, you know, what you want, and so there it is. If this helps Ascendancy and I get a thousand views in one day (we got 998 yesterday) then fine. I’ll do it.
As soon as this happens, I’ll calm down a little.
Thanks girls!
21 Comments
July 7, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Once Lindsay’s testicles descend I can focus on how Paris isn’t a real blonde! Thanks for the low hanging Labs, Brits!
July 7, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Hahaha!!
July 7, 2007 at 10:33 pm
You makey me laughy
July 7, 2007 at 10:57 pm
I’m glad you’re laughing. (SPOILER ALERT!) From what I’m hearing, our friend from Afganistan is not laughing at all!!!!!!!
July 8, 2007 at 6:45 am
dear gentlemen of the jury,
if womens were chickens, paris = red meat. britnay & linday is = white meat.
July 8, 2007 at 11:55 pm
I eat some meats, but I mainly eat fish. Am I gay? I am a(n) historian.
July 9, 2007 at 8:34 pm
shit how did britters get her vadge at that angle?
July 9, 2007 at 11:55 pm
YC, Britney has given birth. That means her VG has been reconfigured.
July 10, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Post part of me regrets falling in love with Lohan.
July 10, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Well, now that she’s 21, it’s not out of the question that she would return your affections.
July 11, 2007 at 12:25 am
I’m getting a sick feeling that you guys actually think that that is actually Lindsey Lohan’s vagina. That’s obviously a fucking fake you idiots. The other ones are real but Lindsey would never do that shit. See ya chile!
July 11, 2007 at 1:12 am
Dear General Kale, I don’t know what you’re the general of, who you are, but let me tell you: you are really harshing my buzz.
Best,
A
September 15, 2007 at 12:03 pm
hey did you used to live in sd? i knew you well once on a trip to vegas
September 16, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Yes, I used to live in SD. You had a huge crush on me. Send me a picture of your penis.
September 23, 2007 at 8:10 pm
those are all hideous vaginas
December 27, 2007 at 8:38 pm
i wud scarf all that cooch at once if i got the chance 1 & all or all n 1–it wud not matter 2 me–after all who wud not want 2 say i”I scarfed that cooch once”
December 28, 2007 at 12:14 pm
What i find particularly interesting is that you don’t want to bang them. you just want to go down. I’d wear a dental damn. those v’s have been cross the planet.
December 31, 2007 at 7:32 pm
well has anyone seen a good loooking vagina before? britney’s looks da best, she dont have sum giant clit drooping out of her flaps
January 2, 2008 at 9:50 pm
You mean labia minora, you can’t see anyone’s clit in those pics.
March 6, 2008 at 6:18 pm
This is the hottest thing ive ever seen
May 3, 2008 at 8:30 pm
If only I had three fists.