HOLY SHIT! It’s ME, GHOST OF KOBAYASHI!
I COMMITED SEPPUKU IN PREVIOUS POST! AND BOY WHAT A MISTAKE! I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM THE FUCKED UP FUTURE AND AFTERLIFE!
KOBAYASHI HAS MADE A GIANTIC MISTAKE BY EATING THE HOT DOGS OF THE PAST! THE PIGS WHOSE ENTRAILS HAVE ENCASED THE HOT DOGS I’VE EATEN ARE AFTER ME.
THEY COME AFTER ME LIKE THIS! ZAM!
ONLY THEY HAVE GIANT HATS ON LIKE THEY ARE MEMBERS OF THE PRESS AND THEY HAVE NO SKIN!
SHIVERING!
DENY YOURSELVES THE HOTDOGS! MAKE VEGGIE DOG CONTEST THOUGH THOSE TASTE UNTASTY!
JOEY CHESTNUT! IF YOU ARE READING! YOU HAVE TO STOP LOOKING AT SO MUCH PORN! YOUR GREAT AUNT FRAN IS DISAPPOINTED! NO ONE ELSE CARES BUT SHE IS A BITCH!
OTHER THAN THAT THE AFTERLIFE IS FINE! I AM MEETING UP WITH THE WARRIOR KINGDOM TOMORROW TO DISCUSS STANCE ON ROBERTS!
AAAAAAAAAHGGGGHGHG, HI! YA!
KOBAYASHI!
4 Comments
July 7, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Joey Chestnut may killy selfy if he keeps hearing shit like this from you, Kobe. Let him slit away at his muff.
July 7, 2007 at 11:25 pm
for real, kobayashi. everyone knows that the afterlife is a place known for its amorali(tit)y.
July 28, 2007 at 2:39 pm
I have quit YouTube and will be committing ritual suicide online.
The Rock Star life is just too much for me.
Here is my farewell video:
July 28, 2007 at 4:36 pm
She hate me.