See the white shit hanging off britney’s fingers? That’s Paris Hilton’s DNA. She’s way whiter than us.
Just kidding. Here is a picture of Brad Pitt’s penis (same diff eh?):
thanks brad! Just keep going about your business.
July 28, 2007...11:45 am
Paris Hilton, Naked as the Day She Was Born
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18 Comments
July 28, 2007 at 2:14 pm
My ball hang lower than this guy, whoever he is. Also, my dick is roughly that size. Minus six inches, plus three purple lesions.
July 28, 2007 at 2:19 pm
…AIDS!…
September 17, 2007 at 11:15 am
i love cock i suck it ever night
October 17, 2007 at 2:50 am
i want to fuck anyone who is willing! please send me a picture of something that will turn me on. my email is phit_69@hotmail.com
December 18, 2007 at 2:00 am
ill fuck the hell out of brad pitt.
small or big.
hes fineee.
December 18, 2007 at 3:16 am
I’ll, you know, fuck you…if you like. Unless, you know, yer gay or something.
December 27, 2007 at 8:42 pm
u suk–whoever put this shit up–anyways that is some fag not the “bradster” yuk yuk yuk
January 23, 2008 at 3:22 pm
omg this is sooo funny! hes soo hot! i love his penis! mines like the same size.
July 9, 2008 at 8:22 pm
OMG! I want to fuck brad pitt so badly!
PS: My dick is bigger, and my balls hang lower
July 19, 2008 at 11:52 am
dude wtf?
i agrreee with the first guy
what grown man has a dick that hangs lower then his balls?
July 27, 2008 at 2:27 pm
his dic is tiny cos mine has been 10 inches since i was in year 9!
August 2, 2008 at 12:57 am
a grown man with a big penis maybe?
August 6, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Depends how cold it is outside…Makes the dick shrivel when cold but also pulls the testicles further up. I suggest a scientific test of correlation.
My penis is pretty damn big and my balls are high but then..I’m 25…Still some time for gravity to spoil the fun.
Oh…by the way. I’m famous now…Anyone read Bizarre magazine?
August 7, 2008 at 8:35 am
Dude, you need to give us a link to how you’re famous.
August 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Such minor fame….
er…Is this html friendly?
Gothing it up right proper.
August 8, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Vore, this is Mob Legend. I love the foto!
August 9, 2008 at 11:32 pm
damn.. small big whatever.
brad pitt is fucking finee.
i would let him do whatever he wants.
August 14, 2008 at 3:37 pm
thats tiny mine is much bigger then again i would still love to be fucked by him