The monks are pissed. They ruined my planned getaway to Southeast Asia. We had it all planned out- first class all the way. Hookers in Sri Lanka and arms-buying in Saigon.
We were going to buy a shitload of hentai in Japan on the way, and sell it to the monks in Rangoon (Yangon).
But then the [...]
I am hollow.
But tonight my thoughts are with the victims of Virginia tech.
Or I have PMS or something.
Yours in the void,
She
Actually this was just an excuse to post a new David Cho Pic I found….
(Left: Cho, Right: Craig)
MISS ME?
MISS ME?
NOW YOU HAVTUAH
KISS
ME
!!!!!!!
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I AM IN LOVEZ!!!!
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SHE IS SO BEATUTIFUL.
THINK I CAN SCORE?
I WILL GET HER HIGH FIRST.
Sing, Mob, the anger of Laurie’s child House
and its third season’s devastation,
which put pains thousandfold upon the Ascendancy,
hurled in their multitudes to the house of Fox strong souls
of heroes, but gave their bodies to be the delicate feasting
of dogs, of all birds, and the will of “God” was accomplished
since that time when first there stood [...]
For all of our readers who come here for pictures of gaping vaginas, weird monkey penises, and youthful terrorists, read no further. Go here for a picture of penetratus. I don’t have a myspace page anymore, and facebook is woefully neglected and doesn’t receive the thousands upon millions of hits that ihatrct gets, and since [...]
LOL
ICEDLATTE TIME.
WOLRLD SOMEONE ESPLAIN ME THERE’S OPPORTUNITYT FOR ME TO BE CAS CAST MEMBER OF THE NEW SHIT SHOW ‘GOSSIP GIRL”?
MORE THAN THAT, I’M WORNDERING IF I MADE MISTAKE DROPPIN G OUT FO OF AMERICA. E NEVER SINCE I GOT BACK, I CAN’T MASURBATE. JUMA PISSED ODD. WHAT AM I [...]
Hey Ass Hats,
Guess Who’s ascended even further? Oh but you don’t want to hear this from ME. You want a generated montage to keep up with my life!!!!!!!
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And finally, the fin de siecle:
God, I have so much to do.
I’m grading papers. I’m masturbating 6 times daily in an effort to condition my reproductive system to produce one pint of spermin per week. And now I’ve found Halo 3.
Last night at around midnight I was smoking a cigarette and winding down a rather quiet night. I had [...]
Again, we don’t know who this woman is. But we figured you wanted more of her.
Thanks for your patience while we pretend to have sex with ourselves while we upload these pictures. God bless you, Gatsby.
You sent me a picture of your
gums, your meth face.
You’re just skinny
enough to sound like
a pile of new paperclips falling
off a desk while I fuck you,
when I need to fuck you.
Tomorrow?
I e-mailed you eighteen renderings of my penis.
Most were photographs I took while my roommate Jake
was out of town and
I had the whole living room [...]
This youtube clip is sooooo old. But it’s so good. And now that I’m teaching high school I feel like I want everyone to see it. Here’s the problem, though. It’s fake.
That’s right. The dude was a plant. Sorry, slaves.
My new favorite salaryman, Bob McIrish, has released a t-shirt based on the popular police brutality youtube clip (shut up, I’ll post it below) where some conspiracy nut bleeding-heart uneducated liberal bleeding heart shit got tazed off.
The t-shirt is available at the super-expensive Cafe Press, but it’s American Apparel. Trust me, the infamous “It’s Not [...]
Dick Cheney and Adolf Hitler agree…
Grey’s Anatomy: BEST SHOW EVS!!!
DATELINE SOHO Union Square, Brooklyn:
I’m a roving reporter. And I’m here to get people to dress better.
1. I was waltzing closer to my evening apple martini bucket and I saw THIS PERSON walking down the street:
Ok, what are those SHOES? They don’t match that outfit AT ALL. In fact, NOTHING here [...]
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