Monthly Archives: September 2007
Support Burma’s Droid Army
The monks are pissed. They ruined my planned getaway to Southeast Asia. We had it all planned out- first class all the way. Hookers in Sri Lanka and arms-buying in Saigon. We were going to buy a shitload of hentai … Continue reading
Filed under Burma, dino dna, Droid Army, Mitochondrial DNA, Myanmar, protein strands, Rangoon, Ribo-nucleic acid, Roberts shop, Yangon
My heart beats for Vtech
I am hollow. But tonight my thoughts are with the victims of Virginia tech. Or I have PMS or something. Yours in the void, She Actually this was just an excuse to post a new David Cho Pic I found…. … Continue reading
Filed under Virginia Tech!, Wikipedia, Wow What A Difference!, WTF?
So Busy With Chris Crocker and His Dick
Hey everyone. Emo: TTYL. Mob Legend
Filed under Uncategorized
WE CANS GET HI TONIGHHHT.
MISS ME? MISS ME? NOW YOU HAVTUAH KISS ME !!!!!!! ]]] I AM IN LOVEZ!!!! ] SHE IS SO BEATUTIFUL. THINK I CAN SCORE? I WILL GET HER HIGH FIRST.
Filed under Greys!!!!!!!, Jomberts, JUMA, JUMA SAW LEGEND EAT LATTE, Kerry
Sing, Mob Legend
Sing, Mob, the anger of Laurie’s child House and its third season’s devastation, which put pains thousandfold upon the Ascendancy, hurled in their multitudes to the house of Fox strong souls of heroes, but gave their bodies to be the … Continue reading
File Under: Respectful But Slightly Off-Color Post Regarding Liam Rector
For all of our readers who come here for pictures of gaping vaginas, weird monkey penises, and youthful terrorists, read no further. Go here for a picture of penetratus. I don’t have a myspace page anymore, and facebook is woefully … Continue reading
ATHIESM: ICED LATTE ME, HARDER
LOL ICEDLATTE TIME. WOLRLD SOMEONE ESPLAIN ME THERE’S OPPORTUNITYT FOR ME TO BE CAS CAST MEMBER OF THE NEW SHIT SHOW ‘GOSSIP GIRL”? MORE THAN THAT, I’M WORNDERING IF I MADE MISTAKE DROPPIN G OUT FO OF AMERICA. E NEVER … Continue reading
Droid Army Is My Life Now
Hey Ass Hats, Guess Who’s ascended even further? Oh but you don’t want to hear this from ME. You want a generated montage to keep up with my life!!!!!!! null And finally, the fin de siecle:
Filed under your mercedes wasn't enough
Halo 3
God, I have so much to do. I’m grading papers. I’m masturbating 6 times daily in an effort to condition my reproductive system to produce one pint of spermin per week. And now I’ve found Halo 3. Last night at … Continue reading
Filed under Halo 3, Iran, Iran Prez, John Jay College of Criminal Justice, Masturbation
Next Stop, Hudgensville
Again, we don’t know who this woman is. But we figured you wanted more of her. Thanks for your patience while we pretend to have sex with ourselves while we upload these pictures. God bless you, Gatsby.
Filed under Chicxulub, Sexculub, Vanessa Hudgens, Vanessa Hudgens Nude
ROFSMOD (Rolling on the Floor Sucking My Own Dick)
You sent me a picture of your gums, your meth face. You’re just skinny enough to sound like a pile of new paperclips falling off a desk while I fuck you, when I need to fuck you. Tomorrow? I e-mailed … Continue reading
Filed under I Love Mark Bibbins, I Stand Alone
Angry Professor
This youtube clip is sooooo old. But it’s so good. And now that I’m teaching high school I feel like I want everyone to see it. Here’s the problem, though. It’s fake. That’s right. The dude was a plant. Sorry, … Continue reading
Don’t Taze Me, Bro!
My new favorite salaryman, Bob McIrish, has released a t-shirt based on the popular police brutality youtube clip (shut up, I’ll post it below) where some conspiracy nut bleeding-heart uneducated liberal bleeding heart shit got tazed off. The t-shirt is … Continue reading
Filed under Bro!, Idiot, Kerry, Taze ME, University of Florida
Grey’s Anatomy Update (Spoiler Alert!)
Dick Cheney and Adolf Hitler agree… Grey’s Anatomy: BEST SHOW EVS!!!
OMG: What were they thinking wearing that?
DATELINE SOHO Union Square, Brooklyn: I’m a roving reporter. And I’m here to get people to dress better. 1. I was waltzing closer to my evening apple martini bucket and I saw THIS PERSON walking down the street: Ok, what … Continue reading
Filed under Fashion for the Elderly
