Monthly Archives: September 2007

Support Burma’s Droid Army

The monks are pissed. They ruined my planned getaway to Southeast Asia. We had it all planned out- first class all the way. Hookers in Sri Lanka and arms-buying in Saigon. We were going to buy a shitload of hentai … Continue reading

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Filed under Burma, dino dna, Droid Army, Mitochondrial DNA, Myanmar, protein strands, Rangoon, Ribo-nucleic acid, Roberts shop, Yangon

My heart beats for Vtech

I am hollow. But tonight my thoughts are with the victims of Virginia tech. Or I have PMS or something. Yours in the void, She Actually this was just an excuse to post a new David Cho Pic I found…. … Continue reading

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Filed under Virginia Tech!, Wikipedia, Wow What A Difference!, WTF?

So Busy With Chris Crocker and His Dick

Hey everyone. Emo: TTYL. Mob Legend

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WE CANS GET HI TONIGHHHT.

MISS ME? MISS ME? NOW YOU HAVTUAH KISS ME !!!!!!! ]]] I AM IN LOVEZ!!!! ] SHE IS SO BEATUTIFUL. THINK I CAN SCORE? I WILL GET HER HIGH FIRST.

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Filed under Greys!!!!!!!, Jomberts, JUMA, JUMA SAW LEGEND EAT LATTE, Kerry

Sing, Mob Legend

Sing, Mob, the anger of Laurie’s child House and its third season’s devastation, which put pains thousandfold upon the Ascendancy, hurled in their multitudes to the house of Fox strong souls of heroes, but gave their bodies to be the … Continue reading

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Filed under Boy-Boy, Get Over Yourself, Get that David Cho the Fuck Out of My Learning Environm, Getting Fondled, hookers, Hot or Not, hotass, House, House MD, I figured out Bluetooth, Iranians are hott, JUMA, Loneliness, The Classics, The Horror, The UN

File Under: Respectful But Slightly Off-Color Post Regarding Liam Rector

For all of our readers who come here for pictures of gaping vaginas, weird monkey penises, and youthful terrorists, read no further. Go here for a picture of penetratus. I don’t have a myspace page anymore, and facebook is woefully … Continue reading

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Filed under I'm Sorry What I Did, Liam Rector, New School!, Rest In Peace, Wikipedia, Wikipedia controversy, Writing Program

ATHIESM: ICED LATTE ME, HARDER

LOL ICEDLATTE TIME. WOLRLD SOMEONE ESPLAIN ME THERE’S OPPORTUNITYT FOR ME TO BE CAS CAST MEMBER OF THE NEW SHIT SHOW ‘GOSSIP GIRL”? MORE THAN THAT, I’M WORNDERING IF I MADE MISTAKE DROPPIN G OUT FO OF AMERICA. E NEVER … Continue reading

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Filed under Bruce Willis, Bryan Delano Wong, Bryan Delon Wong, Centered Text, Crack Cocaine, Craig, John Jay College of Criminal Justice, JUMA, JUMA SAW LEGEND EAT LATTE, JUMA TAKES QUIZ ON ICEDLATTES

Droid Army Is My Life Now

Hey Ass Hats, Guess Who’s ascended even further? Oh but you don’t want to hear this from ME. You want a generated montage to keep up with my life!!!!!!! null And finally, the fin de siecle:

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Halo 3

God, I have so much to do. I’m grading papers. I’m masturbating 6 times daily in an effort to condition my reproductive system to produce one pint of spermin per week. And now I’ve found Halo 3. Last night at … Continue reading

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Filed under Halo 3, Iran, Iran Prez, John Jay College of Criminal Justice, Masturbation

Next Stop, Hudgensville

Again, we don’t know who this woman is. But we figured you wanted more of her. Thanks for your patience while we pretend to have sex with ourselves while we upload these pictures. God bless you, Gatsby.

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Filed under Chicxulub, Sexculub, Vanessa Hudgens, Vanessa Hudgens Nude

ROFSMOD (Rolling on the Floor Sucking My Own Dick)

You sent me a picture of your gums, your meth face. You’re just skinny enough to sound like a pile of new paperclips falling off a desk while I fuck you, when I need to fuck you. Tomorrow? I e-mailed … Continue reading

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Angry Professor

This youtube clip is sooooo old. But it’s so good. And now that I’m teaching high school I feel like I want everyone to see it. Here’s the problem, though. It’s fake. That’s right. The dude was a plant. Sorry, … Continue reading

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Filed under A World Without Aristotle, angry professor, angry professor video

Don’t Taze Me, Bro!

My new favorite salaryman, Bob McIrish, has released a t-shirt based on the popular police brutality youtube clip (shut up, I’ll post it below) where some conspiracy nut bleeding-heart uneducated liberal bleeding heart shit got tazed off. The t-shirt is … Continue reading

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Filed under Bro!, Idiot, Kerry, Taze ME, University of Florida

Grey’s Anatomy Update (Spoiler Alert!)

Dick Cheney and Adolf Hitler agree… Grey’s Anatomy: BEST SHOW EVS!!!

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Filed under "Homos", 1000 Hits In A Day, Greys!!!!!!!, IcedLatte, ITEM!, McDreamy, Mentalism, Nazi, Slash Fic, Slavery, The Lonely Sea and Sky, The Nixon-Kennedy Debates, Uncategorized, Vanessa Hudgens Naked, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!, war, Washington, YachtClub

OMG: What were they thinking wearing that?

DATELINE SOHO Union Square, Brooklyn: I’m a roving reporter. And I’m here to get people to dress better. 1. I was waltzing closer to my evening apple martini bucket and I saw THIS PERSON walking down the street: Ok, what … Continue reading

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