September 6, 2007...6:49 pm

Vanessa Hudgens Nude On Totally Crap

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Totally Crap, a bunch of limeys on the other side of the Atlantic, has posted a naked picture of Vanessa Hudgens. I don’t know who the fuck this person is.

Actually, that’s not true. Thanks to Totally Crap, I’ve learned that she’s one of the stars of High School Musical. No, I don’t know what High School Musical is.

But I was in love with a girl in high school, and I lost my virginity to her. I lost my anal virginity to a dolphin named Kiki, but that was in Mexico, and it was a humiliating moment that we shall never speak of again.

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