September 29, 2007...6:24 pm

So Busy With Chris Crocker and His Dick

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Hey everyone.

Emo:

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TTYL.

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  • She Who Is Ascendancy
    September 30, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    I can deal with the middle picture and even the one on the far right. Both are so forced and sad. The foreshortening on the item far right suggest that he has an even smaller one than you’d imagine. But the one in the center he is doing an out-stretched YOGA move. But the one on the left looks like he’s trying to be candid but his penis is at half-mast, which means his arm is still in a hand-over-cock or “I was just masturbating” position. You can also see a bit of a glow of sweat coming off his cheek.

    The other question I have about Chris Cock er is that he is so clearly not a working boy. He has a lot of time on his hands. Which means he…(dare I say it) still lives with his parents? If he were living on his own, he would be so busy blowing his inheritance he wouldn’t have time for this whole camera timer set thing. And you know he took those pictures himself–unlike Vanessa Hudgens who is clearly posing for SOMEONE–however un-hot a boyfriend he is, He still qualifies as someone other than a hand.

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  • LordVore
    October 3, 2007 at 7:06 am

    He could be a grower and not a show-er…(Shower would make little sense)

    Like people assume I’m a show-er then they find out I’m a grower and from then on there’s mixed reactions involving loud exclamations. It’s no idle boast, I was jogging on the spot while I wrote this.

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  • WoBs
    July 18, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    I knew the lil’ bastard was small. It fits his portrait he’s created for himself.

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  • Mike
    February 17, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    Yeah but i still can not figure out, Is he cut or uncut?

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  • Kelly
    August 17, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    that why he is gay because he gay cause he has a baby penis

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