So I get this email today. It is from Lord&Taylor and I’m like “Whhhoa?” And then I see it’s really this:
with this coupon
And I was like “Why is Lord&Taylor emailing me coupons from this random store that happens to be from a store bearing his same name?” It was freakin confusing. But thanks for the [...]
HOLY SHIT MAN I LOVE COFFEE!!!
IFRIGGIN DRANK TO CUPS NIN A RO!
II was like this shit is fake this shit is decaf and then I’m looking a t a oto of Lord Vore and i’m like this fucking covfree is frufkick working man!!!
I;loveyouascendancyyou havechange my life wheith yourbloush!
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Hello you fuckiers it’s [...]
While searching for this ellie idol picture for Mob Legend as a birthday offering, I came across 2 pictures of roberts in the google image search. Hmm.
Happy Birthday, Mob Legend.
I will be watching the world series. I’m telling you this to prepare you for future boob shots and/or displaced wallowing.
Saturday, which I now call Starday, is Reznor day, friends and droids. Okay, first things first: The Fragile is too long.
It’s a great album, and it has a little of Reznor apocalypse and Reznor I hate you and Reznor I’m a rapper. He says shit and fuck and all that good stuff, too.
This one, “Where [...]
Last night I was hanging out with some friends at a reading. Afterwards, we grabbed a little bite to eat nearby. I Stand Alone, a some-time contributor to IHATERACISTS was in attendance. He’d mentioned earlier in the evening that he had to go to Bed-Stuy to hang out with Roberts.
Yes, the [...]
Back in Julys, when Mob Legend and I were merely a pea-in-the-pod type bloggers, I didn’t even know what a “Tag” was.
Me and Mob Legend Before we blogged:
(Me left, Blog Legend, Right) I’m like 3 years older that Blog Legend, but who cares. We were both infantas at the same time.
Well, back when we began, [...]
Over at CHIEF a now famous picture of me educating Roberts on the functionality of electricity is now available. I look like a chubbed out cokehead here, but I’m wearing my “SMITH FAMILY REUNION” 1995 t-shirt. It’s the coolest t-shirt I own, and it has a picture of my father and his siblings wearing traditional [...]
Ascendancy and I want to you all to give a cordial welcome to Lord Vore.
He is a goth man from Great Britain. That’s right. We’re international now. We don’t know anything else about him. I have had cybersex with a couple of his friends on www.darkness.com.
Some of those Darkness dudes are super annoying, but others [...]
LOZL IT’S JUMER. MAY I TAKE YOUR COAT NAND STAY WHILE. THIS IS JUMA’S ANNIVERSRY TO MAERICA. MY NAMEISS JUAM.
IHARTE TO TELL YOU BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE A NUMER BOF PROBLEMS WE NERED TO MOVE THROUGH BEFORE TERRORIMSZ ENDS AND PEOPLE LIKE MY EMENY DAVIDCHO GET TO MOVE BACK TO MICROSOFT CEO’S [...]
Yeah, it was asking you for a password that you didn’t need. I took care of that.
Love,
Mob
WhoIsAscendancy and MobLegend don’t often attend special events. But we’ve been cordially invited to this. CLICK HERE OR CLICK THE PICTURE to go see what Chief Magazine is up to. Understand that we will b there. Also, some of our friends have art in the show.
Let God’s penis enter the anus of your life, by [...]
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