October 5, 2007...10:50 pm

Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Pump

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Well, (f)lawless seems to think this is big news. But we’ve all seen women’s vaginas when they look like ball sacs. I’m not that into Vanessa Hudgens. I mean, I’m into her in that she’s young and has a nice body, but her face is slightly off for me.

And before you legions start giving me shit about it being an ethnic thing: No, it’s not an ethnic thing. I like whatever the fuck race she is, that bit of extra color, the buttuon nose, that thick black hair (oh, and she’s young).

But, frankly, I wouldn’t risk my reputation on her. That’s right. I have a reputation.

Jah Bless Ye Men of Slim Penises Slipping Into Quims, ML

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