FUCKING FLICKR!!!!

Flickr canceled our account today. Which means no glorious upskirts. Unless someone can recommend a site that won’t censor us?

Tits of the Departed

Fuck you, ee cummings.

fuck you, esther ethyl comings. pekfoe))(())(

fuck you eerika eleniak cummins

RAINDAY

RAINDAY

RAINMAKER

REIGN!

RAINBRELLA!

REIGN ON ME!

I Made This For Donky Deck

Courtesy of the droid army lieutenant.

LOL VICODIN

Hey Dingleberries! I’m in Boston! 
 

 Since when do 19 year old younger sisters have the right to withhold their Vicodin from their 30 year old sisters? 

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.  It’s cold in here. 

Thanksgiving Dinner Wasn’t Enough

HAVE A HAPPY FU**ING THANKSGIVING
DAVID CHO
I HOPE RICHARD MCBEEF FUCKS YOUR MOTHER!
 NATURE VERSUS NURTURE

NATURE VERSUS NURTURE

NATURE VS. NURTURE

Thanksgiving Post

The name’s Burglecut.

WELCOME AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING Y’ALL!!!

WELCOME TO THE THANKSGIVING MANSION!

WELCOME TO HELL! THERE IS HAM HERE.

I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

I Jus Wanna Tell Him One Ting

I jus wanna tell him one ting.
I jus wanna tell him one ting.I jus wanna tell him one ting.I jus wanna tell him one ting.I jus wanna tell him one ting.I jus wanna tell him one ting.

what a stoner….

Today I get to work, all pumped for a Monday in the first time in my life.  I got personal items to print and people to see.
Around noon, I grab my purse and my prescription for Advair from my shoulder bag so I can re-up on this expensive asthma medication now that I have health insurance and [...]

Saturday is Trent Reznor Day!

    You know that crucked up song in the trailer for 300?
Where it goes:
DOO-do, duh-duh-do-duh-do, DOO-do. (That’s the bass-line).
That’s “Just Like You Imagined” by Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails. It’s on the first half of The Fragile.

Just one of those two minute weirdo songs on the board.
Take it easy, slaves.

Barry Bonds Had A Cock the Whole Time

I HAD A DREAM…

Last night I had an immensely fucked up dream.  I was catching up on some severely needed sleep and my subconcious just cried out with all this garbage in / garbage out bullshit.  I hope to use this material for my nobel prize winning poem “Queen Elizabeth I’s Dried Up Head,” part of my first [...]

We Get About 1500 Hits A Day

And you lazy asshole slaves chose not to spend 5 minutes and vote for us as the best humor blog. So we lost.

Go to hell.

Thanks.

The following images were sent to me between Saturday and today. I offer no explanations or apologies. Thanks.

Mob Legend’s Designer Drug List

Mob Legend’s

Designer Drug List

Ascendos says: “This list teaches Mob Legend how to live the inside drug culture now that he’s moved away from chaw and wants to embrace introvenous drug culture.”

1.  Requiem for a Dream (Director’s Cut) DVD ~ Ellen Burstyn

Ascendos says:

 
“Quim coverage.  Don’t let them know you’re holding your leg.”

 

2.  The Departed (Widescreen Edition) DVD ~ Leonardo DiCaprio

Ascendos [...]