Oh…sup, girls?
Dis Taye-Taye.
Yo, I been so busy with nursing school I’ve neglected my reporting duties for Legend and Ascendancy!
What be a vagina?
Vaginas be slimy and beautiufl! Get ova y’alls self and pick one up! Y’all knowaIsayin…gurl power!
ITEM!
Suri Cruise fotografs Lindsay Lohan’s SideBOOB.
Taye-Taye Talk:
“I be non-plussed by a bosom with a sexy stretch mark mapping the direction of my tongue to da nipple, cripple.”
ITEM!
Nicole Richie looking healthy with dead baby in her stomach!
Taye-Taye Talk: “She’s pregnant with the baby settled in the back, makes room for a spunk-load of smack. Heat the spoon, draw the spike, tap the vein, main-line baby-brain!”
ITEM!
Selma Blair divorces ugly Zappa!
Taye-Taye Talk:
“No, seriously? That girl’s like a hambone on a toothpick. She needs to throw away her gutter-punk thin-jeans and slap some roast on that hinie!”
ITEM!
MobLegend busted for solicitation!
“Nothin’s gonna stop the flow. Nothin’s gonna stop the flow-ow. Nothin’s gonna stop the flow. Nothin’s gonna stop the flow-ow-ow.”
ITEM!
Paris Hilton freezes her chihuahua’s penis-doodle cryogenically!
Taye-Taye Talk:
“Edo baby, edo sophie, edo flopping. Pimlico Bay filled with guidos and Lopez-Pallauda’s!”
Alright y’alls. I’ve gotta get back to nursing studies. Unlike some other people I don’t lie about being a doctor with hair!
Y’alls keep it solid in the nineteen eighties, and remember, if you decided to come to Blankbody’s Gin Art Space, don’t forget:
18 to Schmooze, 21 to booze.
Men, no sports apparel or ball caps.
Women, sport your Carols and drink till the ball drops.
2 Comments
November 6, 2007 at 12:39 am
this killed me dead. Thhanks ip addresses.
November 6, 2007 at 1:41 pm
That is the scariest level of Wolfenstein ever.