I just found this essay, which my parents put on the fridge to greet me when I returned home for the hollys. It made me laugh a lot. Does anyone have a favorite/fave disturbing moment? My Mr. Ed essay is worth the study.
Here is the text of the essay because I realize now more than ever [...]
Uhhhh….
Let this get your peniles hard.
A dude with tits getting waterboarded.
PS, this guy’s amazing. LOL —->
I couldn’t embed this video but you HAVE TO WATCH THIS! THIS MAN IS AMAZING:
happy day,
ascendos.
Hello [YOUR NAME HERE],
As a proud American, I would like to say that it’s with pleasure that I can announce that Atlanta is the the Bank Robbery Capital of the United States. Formerly known as Fatlanta, the ATL has risen to great prominence. Though I’ve never stepped foot in Atlanta, I have always enjoyed water [...]
We’re cancelling the blog at one million hits. Or maybe half a million. We’re too busy to keep doing it and you’re all a bunch of assholes.
Oh, and by the way. Amy, I love you, but a dick riddled with sickness is just as wrong as a cunt riddled with sickness. Observe.
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That is so horrible.
I [...]
Monday, December 17, 2007
Tsunami info wikipedia
clipped from en.wikipedia.org
The energy released on the earth’s surface only, MEwhich is the seismic potential for damage, by the [...]
Yeah i’m gonna fucking say it.
You guys can suck on the double standard.
I can post titty fucking and vaginas and breasts (not to mention tits!) but the moment I present you something that I might want to watch (two male cops blowing each other or a penis without a female to watch it) it’s [...]
Hi. It’s She Who Is Ascendancy.
I’ve amassed a large repository of information in my three decades on planet earth.
However, I find myself sort of at a loss to understand one thing:
Mammary intercourse, or as it’s referred to in the boudoir “Titty Fucking.”
Good morning!
Police detectives getting rimmed & blown.
Remember Paris?
Look what fucking paris hilton does to your dick:
The only way to treat her body is like it’s an object. She has begged for this:
We have to get our numbers up.
Here’s something else fucking Paris can do to your dick:
Red China Magazine, Dick Pig Review, and Chief Magazine Present:
Mistletoe Makeout: Rock Show Dance Time
Bands: Precinct, Le Rug, and Pony Pants
DJs, Burlesque, Raffle, and other good things.
When: Thursday, December 13th
8PM Doors,
10PM Bands
Where: Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th Street
between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Last time I was in boston, I was sitting around “getting high” with some hilarious friends. We came up with what we thought was an “original idea” of putting dares on Ebay (and we called it Dbay) to make cash for ourselves. well, one friend brought it to my attention this morning that this has [...]
I’m not the only one.
YachtClub sent me this: Oh btw’s:
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/11/13/hot-or-not-no-country-for-old-mens-anton-chigurh/
julia robert’s head or a penis head?
julia robert’s head or a cock head?
julia robert’s head or a cock head? (ubhhhhh)
Julia roberts’ head or a cock head?
julia roberts head or a penis head?
Happy Birthday Roberts
My son, Craig, I want you to know that we wish you were here this christmas.
Your mother has stopped wearing underwear — again. And I don’t like looking at it the way I did before you were born.
You’re still in Iraq torturing everyone. And we want you to know that as a family, we support [...]
I was squatting in Xuxa’s spaceship. It’s very cold in there and I was drunk and fell asleep with the cigarette still in my mouth. Now Xuxa will not take my calls.
Xuxa–
You never call.
You never write.
I still love you.
ISA
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