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Entries from January 2008
January 30, 2008
Rape Fantasy Vid! (LOL NOT!)
First all, Droids, watch this. I have no concept of how long this video has been on the scene but since I’ve decided to become an anorexic (KIDDING! I LOVE MY ASS!) and have been working out every day, my music video intake has increased 100%. So I came across “Ayo Technology” yesterday by 50 [...]
January 28, 2008
Happy Challenger Disaster Anniversary!
Hey Yalls! How are yalls celebrating? I’m watching the stupid ass state of the union! But I’m not wearing my contacts so I purposefully can’t look to close @ anyone’s gross faces.
I remember the Challenger Disaster like it was yesterday. It was before I wrote the Mr. Ed essay (that would be Oct 86). At [...]
January 28, 2008
Lohan Naked, Dick Pig Review Anthology Released
Not since the storied days of doped horses throwing their jockeys on the Pimlico track has their been such a courageous statement of protest. The Dick Pig Review will rup you, crup you, muck you and cruck you. The strongest dental dam will not protect you from this collective’s wrath. [...]
January 26, 2008
DIOR BITCH
Her tits were like BOOM MOUNT VESUVIUS
BAM!
DUDE HER TITS WERE LIKE BOOOOOOOM OUT TO HERE!~
her tits were great. they were like BOOOOOM
Did you see her breasts? She had a set of knockers dat was out to here!
in other words
He knows what i’m sayin right hep hep?
Hep Hep’s final words were “SHe had a set of [...]
January 25, 2008
Vote BOBAMA in ‘95!
Hey everyone!
Politics is be so impowtant right noiw!
Yo, vote BOBAMA! Why?
1) He’s young. He can still use the terlet standing up.
2) He’s Asian. Tiga Tiga Woods y’all!
3) He’s from India. He wears a towel on his head yaw!
This image is so wrong. This is image is so wrong.
Oh, wait, it’s not! It’s only wrong if [...]
January 23, 2008
Hot of the Presses: Snoozefest ‘08
I know i posted that homely picture of Heath Ledger yesterday. i mean, I had received 5 text messages from people informing me “OMG, WTF Heath Ledger is dead!” and maybe I’m guilty if sending a couple to that effect myself. But come on. This is so yesterday.
The public has been crying out for a [...]
January 22, 2008
Live Together, Die Alone
Hi Droids, it’s me. Did I mention this party on February 16th? I forget. If you don’t come to this party and you’re reading this blog, then you a capital F Aggot. Party starts @ midnight. For more info go to www.pressbodypress.com Love, Lawless
January 21, 2008
400,000
That’s right. We’ve gotten 400,000 hits, and we’re going to close this blog at 1 Mil, as I said (or may 500,000).
January 18, 2008
Some Videos Lord Vore Was Too Young To Watch
STP – Big Bang Baby
Rhianna feat. Jay-Z, who wishes he was an old white man named Rockafella- Umbrella
January 18, 2008
Git er done–BANISHMENT PARTY
Hello Darlings,As you all probably know by now, the Poetry Brothel has been kicked out onto the streets! We’re looking for a new home, and already have our eyes, ears and lips all over a new venue. It’s bigger and better, and confirmation is pending. However……we will now be hosting a Poetry Brothel Banishment Party [...]
January 18, 2008
Scientologists Are Actors
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