Monthly Archives: February 2008

Drainage Eli!

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Call(ed) it.

chigurh

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Call(ed) it.

chigurh

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YACHTCLUB ROCKS THE YACHTCLUB

My sister A.K.A. YachtClub has been busy in our midst with such amazing projects. Now she’s come out with a book called “INFANDUM! AD INFINITUM,” betraying once again the Lawless family penchant for untranslatable latin phraseology.  Molly’s art always stuns me … Continue reading

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Some Serious Shit

I don’t know if you can see this very well, but I have a bruise taking up my entire calf that looks like the Virgin Mary.  I’m not a religious woman. But forget me.  You’re here for nude Lindz pics.

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Amor Fou

Happy Valentine’s day from the gang at the droidarmy.com “Why is it made in china?’ Shrug.

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Party Reminder

I just want everyone to remember to attend this hot party for next weekend.   Press Body Press doesn’t want to be popular. She was born that way.  Book Release for Emotion Road: Perspectives on Small town Homo-erotic Synth Pop, a hand … Continue reading

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Roberts Returns to Dawson’s Creek

Heath Ledger and Brad Renfro died so that Roberts could stick around. What a bunch of bores.  Er… not you Roberts. I meant Pacey and Daw-son.

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new paris hilton sex tape?

We keep getting all this spam about a new paris hilton sex tape. Can someone fill a girl in? your dick just fell off.

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Found: The Loneliest Place in NYC!

Mob and I often joke around that the guiding thread of this blog is loneliness. Shits and giggles aside, I really think I found a place lonelier than thedroidarmy.com Backstory: the Maggie Wells, The Shannon, and I started a small … Continue reading

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Yankees Suck

whoa shit that seems kind of racist. Let’s try that again. Yankees Suck i’ve obviously gone into some sort of sports-induced shock. Smell ya later racists!

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how you like them apples?

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What we’re really into right now.

GIRL PUT THIS ON MMMM. Girl there’s never enough. Put it on girl. Girl you sick bitch. Girl you sick bitch. Those tits can’t titty fuck themselves girl. Girl. You Sick Bitch. OR ELSE

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My Superbowl Pick

Boston is better than you. Suck on it, New York! If you go home to fuck this, you’re probably going to win.

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Good Bye Yellowbrick Cho

Oh my god i’m so fucking bored. Image number 4 is new (to me).  Daivid Cho has taken on an almost orgasmically Christlike look. What a fuckin loser.

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