Butt Seriously, I have something I have to tell you about. I’ve ceased the rest of sleep and I am simply rapt in attention watching the best show that has ever been on television. I’m watching “A Bit of Frye and Laurie.” It’s better than anything you’ve ever seen. So ahead of its time, so smart, [...]
Entries from March 2008
March 26, 2008
SHIT ICED LATTE WEATEER!
HOLY SHITZ. IT’S ME I’MBACK!
TERMPERATRUE TROPS BACK TO SPRING AND IZ LATTTTE WEATHER! IF I WAS ALLOWED IN THE TEMPLE, I’D BE ULLULLATING ADN SHIT BUT I GOTZ EMENIES AND SHIZ.
I WAWSS LIKE “SHIT I’MIN A BAD MOOD AND GOT A TRIPPLED ICED LATTE!”
EEVERYTHING IS BETTER NOW. I’M STILL CAKED IN DIRT!!! LOL. LOLZ! LLOLZZ! [...]
March 21, 2008
Lindsay Suckin Dick
Apparently this is an image of Lindsay sucking dick.
I need her lips around my crank.
March 21, 2008
Tell Roberts I Said “Hi.”
Tell Roberts I said hi!
Tell Roberts I said “Hi.”
tell roberts i said hi.
Tell Roberts We Said Hi.
March 19, 2008
I Am Currently Developing a TV Show
I am currently developing a TV show where I interview people. It’ll be just like David Letterman only it will be called I Am Legend.
Here are a series of clips of me practicing my interviewing skills on Roberts.
P.S. The thing I’m going for is the I don’t [...]
March 19, 2008
It’s Like A GREASEFACE I Once Knw.
It’s like a Greaseface I once knw.
It’s lik a GREECEFACE I ONCE KNEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREASEFACE—-You know who I’m talking about Stephan, you bald fuck.
A GREASEFACE, Dmitrovitch!!!!
(Looks like my dike-ex)
Looks like my EX–GET IT ROBERTS???????
LOOKS LIKE A GREASEFACE I USED TO KNW? RIGHT ROBERTS?
March 18, 2008
Queer as a Five Dollar Bill
I did not die face down in the sands of Iraq for my country to start printing purple five dollar bills!
My buddies Zoo and Meecey DID NOT say “CRAIG COME HERE” only be heard by some fuckin Al Queda sand n**gers (editor’s note: we don’t promote racism and will not abide the use of [...]
March 11, 2008
Stop Denying Your Crush On My Inner Life!
Oh my god. I’m so beautiful. Here’s a picture of me and Winnie the Pooh.
This is actually what I always do on Sunday afternoons (when I’m not getting drunk at brunches and being hilarious for $$$). I sit in my sun-lit living room, think pure pure thoughts, and hold my roommate’s winnie the pooh [...]
