Entries from April 2008
April 25, 2008
Money Train
Money Train is a ridiculous movie starring Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes. The pair play brothers (yes, raised in Snipes’ household) who are both cops with a “fuck the man” attitude.
Unless you were in this movie and were therefore on set, you probably forget that Jennifer Lopez was even in this movie. After being fired [...]
April 17, 2008
Super Pii Pii Brothers (Cool Ranch for the Cool Kids)
I’m a woman. I can’t change that. Wouldn’t want to. I will never pee standing up or shoot a load 1 maybe 2 feet. When I pee in the park, it takes not only a tree to lean against but also the courage of Mother T herself, along with the clarity to accept that some [...]
April 17, 2008
Goddammit Roberts!
Roberts sent this to me the other day. I think he’s trying to “send a message.” Uh, there’s only one David Cho and it ain’t him.
April 15, 2008
Submit to this.
Remember Nogood Boyo? He is our friend who won the dirty limerick contest. Well, he’s cool and has some cool stuff happening. Let’s spread the word.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Contact:
Connor Coyne
The Gothic Funk Nation
connor@hereisnowhy.com
http://gothicfunk.org/triannual
NEW JOURNAL CREATED TO PROVIDE HAVEN FOR ART OF THE MOMENT
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. 1 February 2008.
The Gothic Funk Nation (a movement advocating the transcendence of [...]
April 11, 2008
I Have A Problem With Rage (TODAY)
Hey y-all’s,
i thought I was in great spirits. but apparently it’s all a front because on one of our postings of paris hilton giving head, we received a comment which I responded to a little overboard. Do you all think I went too far? Bear in mind that I’m not pms-ing, i’m not hungover, and [...]
April 10, 2008
If I Ran A Magazine
I would interview her: Danica McKeller, the hot lil’ Winnie Cooper thing.
Because she’s a mathematician.
And a babe
And is probably a boring interview.
ok i guess I don’t mean that then.
But seriously. this is interesting, right? right? right? right? right?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
April 2, 2008
What We’re Really Into Right Now
Gummy Bears Can Rot In Hell.
I’m in this 4 the Geld.
Tits.
April 2, 2008
FOR FANS OF THEDROIDARMY.COM
This may interest you.
May the spirit of JUMA and ALLAH be with you all.
