Entries from May 2008
May 31, 2008
Crasier Frane
Besides Ascendancy’s whimsical printing of the name “Crasier Frane” to the upper-right hand corner of the page, which I’ll admit was a stroke of genius, Aimless’ behavior is typical donkey dick baby-of-the-family stuff. She draws one horse and thinks she should be praised to hell and back for it! Crasier Frane aside, this horse looks [...]
May 31, 2008
Sing, Scratch-N-Sniff. Sing!
Scratch-N-Sniff is like Lord Vore, in that I don’t know Scratch-N-Sniff by true name or true homeland. But I love Scratch-N-Sniff because Scratch-N-Sniff believes in this blog.
May 14, 2008
Mob Legend Hates This
Hi. It’s me, Ascendancy. I want to share something with you that’s very special. I’ve begun drawing horsies in some of my spare time. I showed this to Mob Legend and I said “Do you like it?” And he goes “Awww! It’s really good!” in that voice he uses when he doesn’t mean it and is [...]
May 14, 2008
Reading We’re Going To
Special Free Event at Werkstatte Gallery: May 15th, 6:30
Eileen Myles, Kristin Prevallet, Amy Lawless and a performance from Pat Lasch.
It is our pleasure to announce that Werkstatte Gallery will be hosting a reading and performance in conjunction with its current exhibition: A.I.R Gallery Retrospective: 1972 – 1979.
The A.I.R. cooperative gallery was the first all-women’s gallery, [...]
May 8, 2008
“Lars and the Real Doll” — A Donkey Dick Movie Review By Alex Smith
Hi. I’m Alex Smith. I own a sybian.
I use this so I can nap while my prostitutes (or “toots” as I like to call them) get themselves off. I have so much money that I can literally afford to NOT fuck prostitutes.
But the reason I’m writing here today is that I’m actually [...]
May 7, 2008
The Basics: How to Leave Roberts a Voicemail
I just found myself in the uncommon position of leaving Steve Roberts a voicemail. It’s not common that I find myself in such a position but here I was calling Roberts and leaving him with directions to a poetry reading that we’re both attending this evening. Roberts’ computer is broken, so when ran into him in [...]
May 6, 2008
For Realz
Hey Guys and Girls,
I’m going to be serious for a minute. I read this morning that Saddam Hussein’s major fear of being imprison revolved around the fear of AIDS and other STDs. That’s great Saddam. Do you really think that you’re that attractive. At the end of the day, I don’t care what Saddam Hussein [...]
