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Monday, December 17, 2007

Tsunami info wikipedia

clipped from en.wikipedia.org
The energy released on the earth’s surface only, MEwhich is the seismic potential for damage, by the [...]

The Jazz of Charlie Parker

Good morning!

Police detectives getting rimmed & blown.
Remember Paris?

Look what fucking paris hilton does to your dick:

The only way to treat her body is like it’s an object. She has begged for this:

We have to get our numbers up.
Here’s something else fucking Paris can do to your dick:

We Get About 1500 Hits A Day

And you lazy asshole slaves chose not to spend 5 minutes and vote for us as the best humor blog. So we lost.

Go to hell.

LOL CATS

Five months, 225,000 hits. Not bad. Lord Vore? Anybody?

Grey’s Anatomy Update (Spoiler Alert!)

Dick Cheney and Adolf Hitler agree…

Grey’s Anatomy: BEST SHOW EVS!!!

WAR

Who’s with me?
I am ready to seriously battle the entire cast, crew, writers, producers and fans of:

This show is the new Republican, the new Infidel, the new David Cho.  I hate it because it’s what’s wrong with having feelings, it’s EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL and it’s the true cultural divider of 2007 (and 2008 and unless we [...]

The Pledge

Mob Legend here.
Roberts hates it when I crunch #s. But, hey.
Our views are dropping dramatically. Where we got near 2,000 a day a few times, and averaged around 1,200-1,5000, now we had our first day under 1,000 in months
What does it all mean?
It means that we’re not posting enough.
It also means that we haven’t gotten [...]

FIND YOURSELF HERE

I myself am the horse drinking from the well. You? Comments are adored.
Love,
Amy

AMERICA’S THE PITS

Alright, alright. Nobody watches the Youtube videos I post on the blog. Why? Because most of them are boring. More importantly perhaps even than that, is that most of our readers just want to see a little slag.

Nonetheless, I hope you’ll all give this one a shot:

I Will Execute A Contest

Name Required Says:
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:34 am   editI’ve fucked worste.
Why is everyone hating? As a man that’s see many vaginas, i’ll tell you that everything looks normal from those pics. not very flattering of a shot, but hey, i’d still give her a change.
David Says:
August 15th, 2007 at 2:08 am   editWho cares, [...]

Did I give you a blowjob?

Hi, Did I just give you a blowjob?

Didn’t think so.
oh uh Craig?????????
Um, I found this picture on your cell phone! Does this mean your cheatin in me?
Looklookloook!

Oh no honey. Those are lesbians!
CRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIG!!!!!!!!
Honey, I found this on your cell phone!  What does THIS MEAN?:

Hasta La YachtClub!

Hey cocksuckaz!  I’m back.

My chocha is burning, compadres – and I’m not just talking about the ton of hot lead between my legs.  A thousand hits in one day is great and all, but let’s bump this shizz up.  I know what all you perverts out there are looking for.  What do you think I’m [...]

Boom We Made Love To A Thousand Boys Today

That’s right…it’s shtupping time. We made love to over 1,000 VISITORS today on iheardaboutthisreallycoolthing.

My name is LEGEND and it is very difficult for me to be alive because my keyboard is broken.

Next week I will bring Taye-Taye back to talk about Hilton’s knockers and gams and I will bring back everyone else you’ve been asking [...]

Strike The Hullabaloo: We’s Ain’t’s Gotts No Times!

Y’alls. Dis Pinnocle. I heard that if you yanks yo krank onto a picture of a rabbit, then you’ll scrunch us up on thems hits. We need 22 more to break a 1,000.
Filly-cheesesteak on the verbal communique. We need all y’alls back on the site to prove the point. Haha!
SSSSsally now’s the time to [...]