it’s been a while…..

watch the whole video/then vomit

Thanks.

The following images were sent to me between Saturday and today. I offer no explanations or apologies. Thanks.

Some Shit I’ve Been Working On

 
 

 

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Hrmmm…What’s Wrong With This Picture Craigles?

Hrmmmm…What’s wrong with this picture Craigles?

Hrmmmm…Craigles? What’s wrng wth thsi pciture?

Craigles…is that you? What exactly is wrong with this picture?

…Craigles?

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHanks

Tom Hanks: “Hey Guys, wanna hank out?”
Ascendency (to Legend): “I don’t hear anything. Do you?”
Legend (looking up from Proust): “What? Oh no” (looks down)
Hanks sat there for a long time. Like this:

Three months later, he returned to them.

Hanks knocks on Legend’s door. Legend looks through the peephole and sees:

He goes back to his [...]

White Tights, A Retrospective

hey Craig.  Check out these fucking hot legs.

That clover is like painted on her milky white skin!!!!

ughh.  this is so gross.   i hate white tights when a child wears them. takes away all the sexxxx appeal.

drrrrrooooool. Craig don’t you love this?

Craig can you believe this?  It’s some slut who got itchy when she was [...]

ROBERTS KIDNAPS ICED LATTE & MYSPACE-I-AM-LEGEND

If you go to the links on the side, you see that the link for Myspace Alex (I AM LEGEND) the link doesn’t work.  The link brings you to a dead page.   I feel like I am Legend was kidnapped by Roberts and the next few pages will from I Am Legend will be Stockholm [...]

Столичная!

I’m rilly disappointed in you guys.
Regards, Vlad

For Your Rapist Guitar Friends

Especially for blue-grass

Sea Cruise Watergate

I was on this sea cruise last few days.  Still on one.  I was all “PSYCH” and then the following things happened.
1.  I ate one of these

2.   I started walking down the street and everyone did this to me:
 
because I was wearing a sign  on my back that said “I am a little less than [...]

TAYE TAYE & HAMMER

Dear Tay Taye and Hammer,
You are all I can think about.  I have stopped thinking about Haus und D’Onofrio.  My head is turned to the side and I am investigating.
 I have eaten only a single cheeze curdle all day due to a major DNA malfuction, turning me into a huge asshole according to my heartfelt [...]

Roberts Needs People To Like Him

Genetic Predisposition or Roberts?

Due to the overwhelming success of the post “Natural Disaster or Roberts?,” we are now going to have another quiz. This quiz is entitled “Genetic Predisposition or Roberts?” I know that we’re going to get a lot of guff for this because Roberts is a human. Of course, the remaining question is [...]

Dear Alex,

Why Does Roberts Love Scaffolding So Much?
I’m afraid the answer lies in the Bavarian Forest with Scott Larner.
My best,
Amy

Scott Larner, Secret Shame(n), Roberts Afficianado

Alex and I bust our asses 40 hours a week each on this blog. We have no full time jobs. We just research roberts, wearing spectacle, holding monocles up to his butt, testing the ph balance of his urine, having 4 hour conference calls on the next post, furiously texting each other till like [...]