Amadou Diallo Says:

“Fuck you, Family Guy.”
 

God Bless Osama Bin Simpson!

He’s so avuncular.  I wanna sit on his lap and get helpful advice.  Fuck, I’m going to hell.  Uh, here, look at this:

Lindsay Lohan: The Cokehead Comes To Roost

Sup y’all? Did Taye-Taye!

Did y’alls hear about dis Lindsay Lohan shit? They found a Spanish Vagina inside her a-hole? LMFAO!

Anyway, onto the news!
ITEM!!!!
Condom filled with cocaine found in Lindsay’s Greek Vagina (Her arsehole)

Taye-Taye Talk: “Come baby, come, baby-baby come, come!”
ITEM!!!
Paris Hilton films new video with Rick Solomon!

Taye-Taye Talk: When yo ass be that [...]

BIKINI WEATHER

wow. she makes nomi malone look like a hack!

We thousand hits now!

High Leg Kicks!

Strike The Hullabaloo: We’s Ain’t’s Gotts No Times!

Y’alls. Dis Pinnocle. I heard that if you yanks yo krank onto a picture of a rabbit, then you’ll scrunch us up on thems hits. We need 22 more to break a 1,000.
Filly-cheesesteak on the verbal communique. We need all y’alls back on the site to prove the point. Haha!
SSSSsally now’s the time to [...]

Best of Luck to All Y’all Ma-fuckas

Compelling set of nipples, Idol!
As a patriot, it’s important that I let you know that I’m a fuckin’ patriot!
Here’s the deal:
A. We got 1,017 hits in a day, a new record. And you made it happen. You, the DROID ARMY. Have turned us into heroes.

And, check this out Craig, Martin Baskin, Ascendancy, Legend:

We’re Top [...]

Paris Hilton: Increase Penile Density, Decrease Vaginal Intensity

Hey Girls, Taye-Taye here!

I just finished my second test at nursing school and I got a 10/10!!! Anyway, onto the weekly news!
ITEM!!!!!
Magic: The Gathering cards found at the home of S. Alan Larner and I Am Legend.

Taye-Taye Talk: “Break the rubber parachute and buck up to the 6-9 Expressway, girl!”
ITEM!!!!!
Paris Hilton’s vagina exterminated by I [...]

Sup Y’all Dis Pinnacle

Yo sup dis Pinnacle.
I busted up on your boy’s face some eighty-one times.  Fucked him up all good.
Breakin’ shit down like whateva!
Knaw-mean? Knaw-mean?
I be rappin’ I be tappin I be happen—ning, ing wing, fing, sing!
Sympathy knee.

Bogie-n-Bacall on Roberts

 Bogie and Bacall wrote us to say:
“You don’t have to do anything. Not a thing.  Oh, maybe just whistle–You know how to whistle, don’t you, Roberts?  You just put your lips together and blow.”

S. ALAN LARNER SPEAKS!!!

As Tall as Oak, and Twice as Hard: A Full and Accurate Account of my Travels In the Eastern Region of the United States of America and How I came to Hear of the Sage and Healer Roberts and What Events Befell Me Before and After Having Heard the Rumors and My Subsequent Determination to [...]

Before It All Went To Shit, I Slept With An Ambulatory Russian

I Stand Alone: You, too, can be a part of the G.G. Rubbins Movement

I Stand Alone. Amy and I invite you to be a contributor to iheardaboutthisreallycoolthing. You will be given a profile. You can post whatever you want, within reason, and you can have a sign-on name. You will be allowed to post for 2 (two) days. At the end of that time your position will be [...]

I Stand Alone: Have You Seen Your Own Movie?

After the Roberts’ Extrava-Danza! that Amy helmed, where she indicted I Stand Alone for possibly being Roberts (wtf? is she right?), I have to say, I came to a different conclusion. I actually almost went ahead and forwarded along your remarkable question to Mr Laurie. But now I think we should wait on that for [...]

Kenwood Country Club

As some of you may know, Roberts has taken a room at Smith Manor. He will be staying through January. But he did not bring any clothes that would get him into my country club. I was recently promoted to Junior Member ST status, allowing me tee-time priorities and full gym access, and I received [...]