Back to the Farting Wood

(Continued from a previous post here)
Welcome back to the farting wood. Since we parted last time it was insane. Dude. Well what happened was this. Spiral took a spiral.
Phartlangela and Gasheous mistook it for a fart and the Farting wood was miraged into a mushroom cloud.

The Gasheous + Phartlangela Fart – [...]

“My Hunt For Ellie:” How To Fuck A Porn Star

> Hey,

> Did you get into contact with Ellie Idol through her adult modeling
> website? I’m thinking about asking her to “model” for a “magazine.”
> Thanks, Legend
 
Hey,
yes, but I do not have the contact anymore. I ordered more girls from the agency, the owner never got back to me and since then I [...]

NEW RULE REGARDING IMAGES

New rule on the Roberts Blog.   We will only post penises, vaginas, and other non-work friendly images on Fridays after 5 tills like Saturday 5 pm.   That way, you can check your Roberts Blogs all week with no fear of getting the axe from Big Brother.    Den, when you get home from work on Friday [...]

The Netflix Note Archives Vol. 1

House, M.D.: Season 2

Season 2, Disc 4– House is a John to a hot dark-skinned
hooker.
 
Alexander Smith:
House is to Wilson as Holmes is to Watson. A House is a Home…A Wilson is…a Watson?
 
You:
that’s very clever. you get a gold star.
 
You:
i’m watching House on tv right now: not only does he [...]

Miyamoto Musashi: Famous Samurai Shits On House, MD

Hello. My name is Musashi and I am samurai from ancient Japan!

Hiiiiii-ya motherfuckers!
Me wrote Book of Five Rings, about sword-fight. Read by Masters-of-Universe types on Wall Street and Asio-philes!

Ha! Hoo! Ha!
House, MD: Hugh Laurie, grow a set of balls! Bang Cuddy and young doctor (who unbelievable as doctor but smoking burn on the tips of [...]

Paris Hilton: Increase Penile Density, Decrease Vaginal Intensity

Hey Girls, Taye-Taye here!

I just finished my second test at nursing school and I got a 10/10!!! Anyway, onto the weekly news!
ITEM!!!!!
Magic: The Gathering cards found at the home of S. Alan Larner and I Am Legend.

Taye-Taye Talk: “Break the rubber parachute and buck up to the 6-9 Expressway, girl!”
ITEM!!!!!
Paris Hilton’s vagina exterminated by I [...]

Ellie Idol: NAKED AS A PUCK!!!!

Yo I love gettin’ FREE INTERNET PICS!!!!!

Yo don’t you love FREE PICS!!! DIRTY LITTLE ELLIE, YAW!

FREE PICS IN THE HIZZEY!!!! YAW!!!!!
Um, excuse me, sir? What are you doing on this computer?
OH YO SORRY YAW. LISTEN PICS, I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE LIKE A TREE___
Who are you?
OH–SHIT, UMM, MY NAME’S Jerry.
As in Jerry’s Subs and Pizza?
THAT’S [...]

TAYE TAYE & HAMMER

Dear Tay Taye and Hammer,
You are all I can think about.  I have stopped thinking about Haus und D’Onofrio.  My head is turned to the side and I am investigating.
 I have eaten only a single cheeze curdle all day due to a major DNA malfuction, turning me into a huge asshole according to my heartfelt [...]

Roberts Needs People To Like Him

Poodle Fluffing.

Dear House,
I think my sister and I will go to dinner to this place called Tea & Sympathy in the WeVi. We will talk only of you and ignore death.

Love,
Drunk Equals You

IF A HOUSE IS A HOLMES, THEN A WILSON IS A WATSON*

*Quoth Smith

P.S. Ellie Idol, I Love You

Where have you been all my life? Oh, that’s right. Seattle. Your roles in adult films go rather unnoticed. We have a saying among men and call-girls: GFE. This means “Girlfriend Experience.”
For a couple hundred extra USD, a girl who speaks perfect English will come to your house, drink vodka with you, and act like [...]