LOL CATS

Five months, 225,000 hits. Not bad. Lord Vore? Anybody?

Sing, Mob Legend

Sing, Mob, the anger of Laurie’s child House
and its third season’s devastation,
which put pains thousandfold upon the Ascendancy,
hurled in their multitudes to the house of Fox strong souls
of heroes, but gave their bodies to be the delicate feasting
of dogs, of all birds, and the will of “God” was accomplished
since that time when first there stood [...]

MOVING DAY: DAY 2

I’ve been waiting for my movers for 19 hours. They’ll be here any minute! They SWEAR!
I was sent this youtube vids from YC who felt bad for me. Oh wait! It’s the movers—-no no no! That was just a hummingbird stopping by my sill to say “Good Morning!”
Adieu!

Well [...]

Let’s Get Back to Basics

Welcome back!

I also found out today that if you’re against Paris Hilton, you’re Pro-Taliban.  Boo Yeah! Not kidding.

NEW RULE REGARDING IMAGES

New rule on the Roberts Blog.   We will only post penises, vaginas, and other non-work friendly images on Fridays after 5 tills like Saturday 5 pm.   That way, you can check your Roberts Blogs all week with no fear of getting the axe from Big Brother.    Den, when you get home from work on Friday [...]

Exclusive! Polio Leads To Butt Piracy, Cocktails

MUST CREDIT ROBERTS BLOG!  America’s cripple sweetheart, House M.D., spotted below suffering from hitherto undocumented side effects of his affliction.  Watch in titillated horror as he and his “man-friend” banter in inscrotumable homosekkkshul code. 

The Netflix Note Archives Vol. 1

House, M.D.: Season 2

Season 2, Disc 4– House is a John to a hot dark-skinned
hooker.
 
Alexander Smith:
House is to Wilson as Holmes is to Watson. A House is a Home…A Wilson is…a Watson?
 
You:
that’s very clever. you get a gold star.
 
You:
i’m watching House on tv right now: not only does he [...]

Voulez-Vous YachtClub?

Good evening, fanbase.  It’s me, YachtClub!

Since news broke of my addition to the much-ballyhooed Roberts Blog [insert trademark sign, thx] the questions have been gushing in, like so much sea sputum up my barely-existent skirt.  So let’s get to it. 
Number one question:  Do you even know Roberts, you nautical slut?
Well, no.  And that’s why I’ve [...]

Have you checked the tox screen?

Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine.

Paris Hilton Devastated By Roberts

Hey Girls!
You don’t know me yet, so let me introduce myself, my name is Taye-Taye, and I’m the flamingest grapewaud you’ve ever laid eyes on. I’ll be handling the news for now, because Ms Ascendancy and Mr Legend are busy MAKING headlines!
 
 
 
Onto the NEWS:
ITEM!
Paris Hilton contracts sissphyliss [sic], claims she’s all sick in the [...]

IF A HOUSE IS A HOLMES, THEN A WILSON IS A WATSON*

*Quoth Smith

A Reply to “I Stand Alone”

In response to the latest House, M.D. posting, we received the following comment:
I Stand Alone Said:
“The tshirt is totally rad. I have a question about House and their episodes about ravers. First, I think ravers are extinct in America (they may still continue in Britian and Ibiza). This doesn’t stop House from making shows [...]

From the desk of Hugh Laurie,

Ok, so yeah! Team iheardaboutthisreallycoolthing just got a note from Hugh Laurie faxed over. This is so cool!
Dear Amy and Alex,
Thanks for the fruit basket and diamond-encrusted name plate! The plums were a little dry but it really is cherry season in the states. The flavour is simply stunning.
As the fourth vote in the “poll,” [...]

Montage Alert!

Roberts, like others in his class, respond poorly to the montage. I belong to a similar class. You play a House, Medicinae Doctor montage for me and I cry like a cow without milk for humans. Roberts.

SORRY ROBERTS, THIS ONE HAS TOO MUCH SUBTELTY

Oops my caps-locks was on. Yeah. this one has too much innuendo or as the french say ennui so i don’t think you’ll really get it. It’s kind of a stylized art flix. But we’re going to enjoy it on our own and I think I’ll light the lavendar candle. Eh, [...]