ABOUT US

I Meant To Say That

This began as a lengthy system of movie-commenting on Netflix between Amy and Alex. We also talked about M. Steven Roberts. Now we bring the pain with multiple-personality-blog-combat. Our job, subversive destruction and genital obliteration.

We look relatively friendly and we are impeccably dressed. More importantly, we’re super-talented writers who hold advanced degrees in poetry and fiction, which we feel gives us the authority to say horrible stuff in beautiful ways, or versy-versy.

We want you to help us make the site better by reading it and telling us fucked up shit in the comments section. Tell us a dirty secret and we will never judge you.

We love you and impregnate you with our searing gaze.


Amy often calls herself: She Who Is Ascendancy, Ascendancy. Alex often calls himself: I Am Legend, Legend, Mob Legend.

15 Responses to ABOUT US

  1. it pains me how awesome we are.

  2. Those fotos are priceless.

  3. LordVore

    Wow you have degrees to? I also have one but I’m saving up for the other 189 so I can turn round and run away.

  4. LordVore

    That joke would make sense if I’d have said 179. As it is I just ran away at a slight tangent which makes the chase less predictable in the long run, I mean they’re going to catch you and then it’s all meat cleavers and screaming but you might as well enjoy it while it lasts. That’s like a deep metaphor for life only retarded.

  5. LordVore

    btw bibbins looks terrified in that photo.

  6. LordVore

    Hey…Third me..You’re not a me at all.

  7. So do we now have a false-LordVore and a real LordVore?

    PS, Um, LordVore who the fuck are you?

  8. Dude, I think Verbal DC is one of the Lord Voracii…dude, we all love the real Lord Voracious!!!

  9. LordVore

    Who am I? I am an internet meme that couldn’t find a host…Leading to a slow build-up towards critical mass fuckwittedness.

    Or I’m a fine English eccentric who stumbled upon this blog while searching for totally unrelated imagery. Well…Related in cerebral dysfunction at any rate.

  10. hahaha.
    Well whoever you are, Welcome, LordVore!

  11. Scratch-N-Sniff

    What unbelievable luck to find a witty website that discusses sharks, movies and vaginas. If you ever discuss plain M&M’s then this truly is heavean and I will be convinced that a) I was wrong and there is an afterlife, b) I was wrong in thinking if there was an afterlife I would go to hell, and c) I was right to do all those wrong things while I was alive.

    You see mom and dad??? Suck it! I’ll wear mismatched dark colored socks with shorts if I want to!!

  12. I love you Scratch-N-Sniff.

  13. dear scratch n sniff, i love you too. are you an inside job?

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