I Meant To Say That
This began as a lengthy system of movie-commenting on Netflix between Amy and Alex. We also talked about M. Steven Roberts. Now we bring the pain with multiple-personality-blog-combat. Our job, subversive destruction and genital obliteration.
We look relatively friendly and we are impeccably dressed. More importantly, we’re super-talented writers who hold advanced degrees in poetry and fiction, which we feel gives us the authority to say horrible stuff in beautiful ways, or versy-versy.
We want you to help us make the site better by reading it and telling us fucked up shit in the comments section. Tell us a dirty secret and we will never judge you.
We love you and impregnate you with our searing gaze.
Amy often calls herself: She Who Is Ascendancy, Ascendancy. Alex often calls himself: I Am Legend, Legend, Mob Legend.
14 Comments
August 8, 2007 at 7:38 pm
it pains me how awesome we are.
August 19, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Those fotos are priceless.
October 3, 2007 at 6:39 am
Wow you have degrees to? I also have one but I’m saving up for the other 189 so I can turn round and run away.
October 3, 2007 at 6:42 am
That joke would make sense if I’d have said 179. As it is I just ran away at a slight tangent which makes the chase less predictable in the long run, I mean they’re going to catch you and then it’s all meat cleavers and screaming but you might as well enjoy it while it lasts. That’s like a deep metaphor for life only retarded.
October 3, 2007 at 4:37 pm
btw bibbins looks terrified in that photo.
October 3, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Hey…Third me..You’re not a me at all.
October 3, 2007 at 7:08 pm
So do we now have a false-LordVore and a real LordVore?
PS, Um, LordVore who the fuck are you?
October 3, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Dude, I think Verbal DC is one of the Lord Voracii…dude, we all love the real Lord Voracious!!!
October 3, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Voracii. Brills!
October 3, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Who am I? I am an internet meme that couldn’t find a host…Leading to a slow build-up towards critical mass fuckwittedness.
Or I’m a fine English eccentric who stumbled upon this blog while searching for totally unrelated imagery. Well…Related in cerebral dysfunction at any rate.
October 3, 2007 at 9:44 pm
hahaha.
Well whoever you are, Welcome, LordVore!
May 30, 2008 at 11:09 am
What unbelievable luck to find a witty website that discusses sharks, movies and vaginas. If you ever discuss plain M&M’s then this truly is heavean and I will be convinced that a) I was wrong and there is an afterlife, b) I was wrong in thinking if there was an afterlife I would go to hell, and c) I was right to do all those wrong things while I was alive.
You see mom and dad??? Suck it! I’ll wear mismatched dark colored socks with shorts if I want to!!
May 31, 2008 at 9:30 am
I love you Scratch-N-Sniff.
May 31, 2008 at 1:17 pm
dear scratch n sniff, i love you too. are you an inside job?