Totally Crap, a bunch of limeys on the other side of the Atlantic, has posted a naked picture of Vanessa Hudgens. I don’t know who the fuck this person is.
Actually, that’s not true. Thanks to Totally Crap, I’ve learned that she’s one of the stars of High School Musical. No, I don’t know what High School Musical is.
But I was in love with a girl in high school, and I lost my virginity to her. I lost my anal virginity to a dolphin named Kiki, but that was in Mexico, and it was a humiliating moment that we shall never speak of again.
John D. Fuckbody 